Now I’m not an 80s revivalist, but his music (which I believed peaked in the 80s) was a defining moment of the last century. It’s sad to hear of the sudden passing of this great star.

Michael (although you dangled infants out of hotel room windows, did questionable things with young boys, spent ridiculous amounts of money on facial surgery, changed your skin colour, lived in a theme park, had a chimp as a pet and did questionable things to it, married the King of Rock’s daughter, named your children ‘Princes’, wore a particulate mask in public, pretend to sleep in a hyperbaric chamber and grabbed your crotch mid-dance), you will be missed.